Luxurious Technologies: Unveiling the Pinnacle of Opulence

It seemed like an unmistakably clear statement! Elon even
made a commitment to donate the proceeds to veterans. However, the Meta CEO
quickly brought us back down to reality.
The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC).
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 11, 2023
Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all.
I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.
"I'm passionate about this sport, and I've been ready
to fight since the day Elon issued the challenge," Zuckerberg posted on
Threads, Meta's alternative to Twitter. "If he ever agrees on an actual
date, you'll hear it directly from me. Until then, please consider that anything
he says hasn't been agreed upon."
Let's address one point upfront: it's quite amusing that
these two CEOs are using their respective microblogging platforms to exchange
taunts, instead of having a direct conversation. But leaving that aside, Zuck's
post left me disheartened. For one, Darrell once joked about sending me to Rome
to cover the fight at the Colosseum, and I'm almost 99.99% certain it was a
jest. Nevertheless, persistence pays off. What's noteworthy here is that no one
at TechCrunch has unambiguously declared, "No, Amanda, we won't fund your
trip to Rome to watch two billionaires spar."
However, I'm not naive. I'm well aware that my yearning for
fresh pasta doesn't take precedence in the editorial scheme of things, though
dreaming doesn't hurt.
So why did I find Zuck's message about Elon's letdown so
disappointing? It wasn't because I genuinely believed I would be traveling to
Rome for the event. Instead, I was confronted with an inconvenient truth about
my own inclinations.
I actually want Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg to engage in a
cage fight.
Both Musk and Zuckerberg cause me significant unease—not
just because I write about them, but because I care about humanity (and no, not
in Musk's manner where he envisions us as reproduction machines in Martian
pods). Zuckerberg's decisions as the leader of a platform used by billions
have, in part, contributed to genocide and the erosion of democracy. Musk's
disregard for content moderation and platform safety could lead to similar outcomes.
It's exhausting to witness these influential men repeat the same blunders,
showing no inclination to learn from themselves or each other. And then,
Congress intervenes in an attempt to regulate these corporations, yet
inadvertently proposes legislation that exacerbates the situation.
So, I struck a deal with myself. If I'm going to report on
social media and maintain my sanity, I need to support the most ludicrous
prospects, as long as the consequences don't inflict harm. The Musk vs.
Zuckerberg cage fight epitomizes this concept: it's utterly ridiculous, but the
only casualties will be the instigators of this absurdity.
And that's before even considering the actual cage fight. I
take pleasure in watching men succumb to their own arrogance — call me Homer —
and that's precisely what awaits Musk.
When he isn't attempting to persuade us to wear VR headsets
nonstop, Zuckerberg is getting fit. Seriously. He's managed to win Brazilian
Jiu-Jitsu tournaments while cleverly deflecting investor concerns about Reality
Labs' financial losses.
Meanwhile, Musk has spent his leisure time orchestrating
extensive, illicit light displays and taking legal action against non-profit
organizations that monitor hate speech.
Zuckerberg is unquestionably the favored contender to
triumph in this bout, but Musk can't retract his challenge due to his public
commitment. It's akin to when he pledged $44 billion to acquire Twitter and
then reversed course, except this time, no money is on the line.
I'm not even remotely interested in witnessing the actual
brawl — that's not what captures my attention. It's the fragility of the male
ego that intrigues me.
You could possess more wealth than anyone globally, and yet
have a self-esteem so delicate that you'd willingly subject yourself to an
ancient world wonder for an impending defeat. Elon and I can concur on one
aspect: human nature is truly remarkable.
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